DOMESTIQUIPS

Aquasmirch: Water stains
Ceastervescence: The condition of soda too long after opening. Also known as mortipop.
Chauvenself: Woman who feels women are inferior
Clangus Numis: The sound of a coin in the dryer
Coilament: Sound made by old bedsprings when imposed upon
Demoteum Infinitum: Endless dusting
Dirthediblitis: Empty pantry syndrome
Dishtructophobia: Fear of putting delicate dishes in the wrong rack
Dripsplat: Incomplete potty training
Emancimater: Mom’s night out
Excrephobia: Fear of changing diapers. Also known as Psychoexcresis

Exploimaman: Parisian taking mom for granted
Floralgidue: Green stuff left in the bottom of a vase
Folduplify: Ironing a pants crease imperfectly
Fungiflated: High price of mushrooms
Humiperspinox: Fumes from steam ironing underarms of shirts
Illegibilist: Groceries needed that only Mom can read
Klenexplonential: The capacity of one tissue to turn into a million specks in the laundry
KSAP: Radio station that plays elevator music
Linguafantile: The patronizing way we talk to babies
Nom de Plumage: Your parrot’s professional name
Obtustocrat: A government employee who doesn’t understand your question

Ostensipollo: Chicken fried steak
Pedofestation: The onslaught of children when school is out
Petrichar: Very old residue on the BBQ grill
Que Sera Syrah: Indifference to red wine
Raglissando: Sound made when cleaning piano keys
Scarletush: Bad diaper rash
Silverwary: Checking each eating utensil for tarnish
Soaprahs: Old daytime TV programs
Steplop: The sound of a child learning to walk
Utensildin: The noise made by opening a too full drawer