Jokes for Thanksgiving

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
The Pilgrims

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
Their age

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because it uses fowl language

What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Turkey feathers

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The Turkey Trot

Can a turkey fly higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. The empire State Building can’t fly at all.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?
You need two scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like best?
Plymouth Rock

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
The outside