Fun Humor

YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A CALIFORNIAN, WHEN:

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You were born somewhere else.

You know how to eat an artichoke (or at least what one is!).

The bugs you worry about are electronic.

Left is right and right is wrong.

Your monthly house payment exceeds your annual income.

You dive under desk whenever a large truck goes by.

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

Your family tree contains “significant others”.

Your cat has its own psychiatrist.

You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.